OptionProbability
Other
Crazy Elon
Spacey Elon
subsidy elon
“drug addict elon” or similar
Whiny Elon
Train wreck Elon
Phony Stark
Angry elon
Low IQ Elon
Off the Rails Elon
Loser Elon
DOGE Boy
ev elon
Entitled elon
Incel Elon
Lying Elon
Erratic Elon
Great Elon
Moron Musk
squealin elon
Evil Musk
Eloon
Leon Musk
Mr Musk
Mr Elon
Mad Musk
Radical Left Lunatic Elon (or something like that)
slippery eel / eel elon
Icky Elon
musk the moocher
Mr mars
muskrat elon / elon muskrat
Delusional elon
evil elon
rocket boy / rocket man (like kim jong un)
felon elon / felon musk / elon felon
elon husk
ozempic elon
elmo
Failed Elon
Space Cadet
Exploding Rocket Man
No nickname (ONLY RESOLVES YES IF HIS NICKNAME IS "NO NICKNAME")
Vriska Serket
Elongated Muskrat
Melon Husk
Alien Elon/ Elon the Alien
Mars Man
Slimy Elon
Illegal Elon
Emo Elon
Little Elon
Ketamine Elon
Mediocre Musk
Fat Elon
Klon
Space Boy
The Man Who Lost His Mind
E Elon
ET Elon
Elon of the Crimson Blade
Medicare Elon
Melon
Xanax
Ketamelon
mental musk
marsboy musk
Elon Melon
Murky Musk
Ketamine Karen
resolves no
jetbrain
elonious munk
Traitor Elon / Elon the Traitor / Tesla Traitor (anything with Traitor)
Musky Elon
N/A
Oh no!
Elon The Con
government subsidy guy
Jumping/Jumpy Elon/Musk
Buddy
Friend Elon
Fail-on
Eblon
Extraterrestrial
solar
Kooky elon
The Best President
African Elon / afrikaan elon
autistic Elon
immigrant elon
Elon musksnake
That guy
(This option will not resolve yes)
Elon the idiot
Schemin' Elon
Elon the Pawn
Yilong Ma
Special K
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10
5
4
3
2
1
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