Audio News

Hugging Face

DataBricks

ElevenLabs (audio)

Suno (music)

Pinecone (database)

Runway AI

Grammarly

Nous Research (open source, decentralized AI)

Perplexity

Devin (Cognition)

Magic (coding)

Figure AI

Groq

Midjourney

Stability AI

OpenAI

Anthropic

xAI

SSI (Ilya Sutskever)

Cohere

YES

It will have been released in H2 2025

Its main name is GPT-5

It can score Bronze or higher on IMO

It will have Audio(Input) modality

It will have Audio(Output) modality

It will have Video(Input) modality

It will have Video(Output) modality

It is #1 in Elo according to Chatbot Arena Leaderboard

It has an anthropomorphic name

No model picker

Personalized to you, the user

Trained on synthetic data

Very large context window, or another way to give the model long-term memory

Faster speed(smaller model, architecture improvements, mixture of experts keeping most parameters unused during inference, etc.)

Designed to inference cheaper than GPT-4(price must be lower)

Exact-query of training data or knowledge databases(similar to Google RETRO)

Online learning of specialized agents(finetuning, PEFTs, etc.)

Operates autonomously with instructions from you

capable of online learning

New Neural Network Architecture

Seed option to create the question

(Near) real-time update of training data (data delay is within 6 months and is kept updated)

Audio Modality

Acts autonomously

Has a catchier name

Has eye tracking

Has external battery

Has Mac Virtual Display functionality

Comes with only one band, that has a part that goes over the top of your head.

Has built in speakers for audio

Will have a glass front

Sells more than 1 million units in its first year

Priced under $2,000

Has on-device LLM (e.g. through Siri or standalone) integrated

Has "Air" in its name

Primarily made of aluminum

Has an external display (like eyesight)

Is released under another CEO than Tim Cook

Priced under $1000

Will require an iPhone to operate (relies on that for power, compute or storage).

Priced lower than $199

Priced lower than $299

Restrictions on deepfake audio, images, or videos of real people

Restrictions on pornographic deepfakes

A classification system of AI applications into at least two different risk categories, with different non-empty regulations on each

Increased liability for harms caused by AI technology

Restrictions on training models on copyrighted material

YES

Comic ends before Oct 25 [CT]

Conditional on comic still running, user commands still being generally taken on Oct 8

Homestuck or SBaHJ are referenced

The real-world comic Bard Quest updates before 2026 [CT]

The SBaHJ stairs comic is referenced

Original audio is used at any point

YES

YES

YES

Released in the United States on April 3, 2026

Bowser is at his ordinary size (no Mini Mushroom or giant form) for at least 35 minutes of runtime

Donkey Kong physically appears and says an intelligible word

Yoshi's voice in the English version is >50% grunts/yells/screams/etc original to the movie

The word "delve" (or variants) is spoken

Yoshi's voice in the English version is >50% real words