Ghost of Yōtei News

NO

No such scapegoat will manifest

planet-killing asteroid

Other

Jesus Christ (second coming)

Rogue AGI

Me (specifically me, Jessica Evans)

previously unknown virus

invasive spores

unknown energy state

alien ghosts

Tom Holland (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Anthony Mackie (Sam Wilson / Captain America)

Robert Downey, Jr. (Victor von Doom / Doctor Doom, Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic)

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach (Ben Grimm / The Thing)

Joseph Quinn (Johnny Storm / Human Torch)

Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury)

Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier / White Wolf)

Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm / Invisible Woman)

Simu Liu (Shang-Chi)

Paul Rudd (Scott Lang / Ant-Man)

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Hannah John-Kamen (Ava Starr / Ghost)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina Allegra de Fontaine)

Pom Klementieff (Mantis)

David Harbour (Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian)

Danny Ramirez (Joaquin Torres / Falcon)

Iman Vellani (Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel)

Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner / Hulk)

Dominique Thorne (Riri Williams / Ironheart)

Florence Pugh (Yelena Belova / Black Widow)

Benedict Wong (Wong)

Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord)

Vin Diesel (Groot)

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton / Hawkeye)

Wyatt Russell (John Walker / U.S. Agent)

Brie Larson (Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel)

Letitia Wright (Shuri / Black Panther)

Karen Gillan (Nebula)

Tatiana Maslany (Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk)

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

Hailee Steinfeld (Kate Bishop / Hawkeye)

Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)

Xochitl Gomez (America Chavez)

Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter / Captain Carter)

Kathryn Newton (Cassie Lang)

Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon)

Will Poulter (Adam Warlock)

Tenoch Huerta Mejía (Namor)

Don Cheadle (James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine)

Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie)

Winston Duke (M'Baku)

Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch)

Paul Bettany (Vision)

Kathryn Hahn (Agatha Harkness)

Danai Gurira (Okoye)

Oscar Isaac (Marc Spector / Moon Knight, Steven Grant / Mr. Knight, Jake Lockley)

Hugh Jackman (James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine)

Tom Hiddleston (Loki)

Mahershala Ali (Blade)

Sean Gunn (Kraglin)

Alaqua Cox (Maya Lopez / Echo)

Lupita Nyong'o (Nakia)

Wil Deusner (Skaar)

Gemma Chan (Sersi)

Kumail Nanjiani (Kingo)

Lia McHugh (Sprite)

Brian Tyree Henry (Phastos)

Barry Keoghan (Druig)

Harry Styles (Eros / Starfox)

Patton Oswalt (Pip the Troll)

Kit Harington (Dane Whitman)

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (Simon Williams / Wonder Man)

Evangeline Lilly (Hope van Dyne / Wasp)

Seth Green (Howard the Duck)

Zoe Saldaña (Gamora)

Dave Bautista (Drax)

Angelina Jolie (Thena)

Gael García Bernal (Jack Russell / Werewolf by Night)

Tobey Maguire (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

Andrew Garfield (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Lauren Ridloff (Makkari)

Emilia Clarke (G'iah)

Ralph Ineson (Galactus)

Jeffrey Wright (The Watcher)

May Calamawy (Layla El-Faouly / Scarlet Scarab)

Harrison Ford (Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross)

Brett Goldstein (Hercules)

Don Lee (Gilgamesh)

Mars

Moon

A Langrage Point

Other

Venus

Titan

Europa

Jeopardy

Sesame Street

White Lotus

Simpsons

Battlebots

Cyberchase

Wheel of Fortune

Spongebob Squarepants

Homestar Runner

Peppa Pig

Bobs Burgers

Survivor

Antiques Roadshow

Rick and Morty

Shark Tank

Ancient Aliens

Paw patrol

NCIS

South Park

Bluey

Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Ghost Adventures

Storage Wars

Deadliest Catch

Family Feud

Black Mirror

Pawn Stars

Phineas and Ferb

Severence

American Pickers

Family Guy

Abbott Elementry

Teen Titans Go!

Robot Chicken

Beavis and Butt Head

Law & Order (revival)

The Incredible Dr Pol

Ghost Hunters

Impractical Jokers

American Horror Story

Law & Order: SVU

Grey's Anatomy

Forged in Fire

The Bear

Hazbin Hotel

Is it Cake

American Dad

True Detective

Futurama

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Red vs Blue

Stranger Things

NO

YES

You can go in if your boat is in this marina right now.

If there is a fire and your boat stored here burns up partially and is not seaworthy, can you go in?

If your boat is here and you contracted a spot, but all legal record of that burned in a fire, are you allowed in?

If you owned a boat which is here, but it's been molecularly exchanged for identical but different atoms by aliens, you can go in

If your boat here sinks can you go in?

If your boat is here and you contracted a spot, but all legal record of that burned in a fire, and the only one who remembers who is still alive is you, and you paid cash, are you allowed in?

You can go in if you are a guest of someone who is a boat owner.

The dock owner is not allowed to go in, unless he is or is with a boat owner

Only official owners of a specific but unspecified boat located on the dock are allowed through

You can go in if you own a real live seaworthy boat now anywhere in the world.

If you privately own the company that owns the boat, you may enter

If you stole a boat, parked it here with a legal berth lease contract, then left, and return, can you go in?

If you are a shareholder in the company that owns the boat, you may pass

If California becomes officially Marxist, where ownership is an exclusive right of the state, can you anyone go in at all?

If the 24 hour video surveillance of the marina is disabled, that invalidates that sign immediately above, creating a presumption that all the signs on the fence are false, and making it the case that only non-boat owners are allowed.

You can go in if you own any kind of boat in any condition in the world, including toy boats, model boats, Lego boats, virtual boats in baldurs gate etc.

The gate will prevent all non-boat owners from passing. Guests and passengers must swim

The sign isn't about who is allowed through, it's about the contents of what's on the other side. Everything beyond the fence is a Boat Owner.

If you own 1% of a boat here you can go in

You can go through if you open the gate

You can go in if your spouse is a boat owner

If you own half a boat stored here legally you can go in

Joshua, byrne, marcus, Odoacre, firstuserhere, and at least one legalistic fan from the UAW strike claim horror show will participate

You can go in if you have no boat, but plan to buy one someday and have a contract for a reserved berth space

You can go through if you have a contracted and paid berth here.

You can go in if you have a berth contract but are behind in payment.

Bonus: people who own three boats stored here can alternate sleeping arrangements so that in any seven day period they never sleep in one more than 3 days, legally?

This market will entirely be excluded from leagues

You can go in if you own a Binary Oxidizing Acetylitic Thermometer.

You can go in if you are a former boat owner but have converted it to a sailplane, which is here.

You can go in if you are a leashed dog that doesn't own a boat, but is with a boat owner

You can go in if you have a rental boat stored here.

Ghosts are allowed because they say B.O.O. (Boat Owners Only), which is the password

You can go in if your grandpa is a boat owner

You can go in if you are ex navy.

YES

Old Catholic

ICAB

Liberal Catholic

Mystical (directly by Jesus an apostle etc)

All the above

Larping Thuc bishop

Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy - Martha Wells

When He Calls Your Name - Catherynne M. Valente

The Tin Man's Ghost - Ray Nayler

Making Space - R.F. Kuang

Cronus - P. Djèlí Clark

The Name Ziya - Wen-yi Lee

Four People I Need You to Kill Before the Dance Begins - Louis Inglis Hall

Our Echoes Drifting Through the Marsh - Marie Croke

Human Voices - Isabel J. Kim

NO