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The Book of Abraham

The Short, Swift Time of Gods on Earth

Orality and Literacy by Walter Ong

We Present Television

Siddhartha (1922) by Herman Hesse

The Lever of Riches

The Sovereign Child

Capitalist Realism

The Tale of Genji

planecrash – E.S. Yudwkosky

Thomas Urquhart's Translation of Rabelais

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up

The Cambridge Introduction to Jacques Lacan

Breakdown in Pakistan: How Aid Is Eroding Institutions for Collective Action

World War Z

Lee Kuan Yew’s Memoirs

The Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith

Invisible Cities / Life: A User's Manual

We've Had a Hundred Years of Psychotherapy and the World's Getting Worse

Leviathan

How to Prevent Coups d’État

Stabilizing an Unstable Economy

The Invention of Science: A New History of the Scientific Revolution

The Rule of Law

Timefulness

The Knowledge Machine

The Inhabited Island

The Ghost In My Brain

A Secular Age

Scenebux: A Novel

Pharmaceutical Freedom: Why Patients Have a Right to Self-Medicate

Aesopian Language in Russian Literature

Bellum Catilinae -- The Catiline Conspiracy

Coriolanus

Fear and Trembling

1984 by George Orwell

Mother of Learning

"Mistletoe and Memorandums" by Claude

The Northern Caves

Dictator Book Club: Yoweri Museveni’s Sowing The Mustard Seed

The End of History and the Last Man

The Bible

The Last Temptation of Christ

YES

Defeats Surge before step 5,969

Defeats Erika before step 29,643

Gets the lift key before step 9,615

Defeats the champion

Defeats Koga before step 19,086

Defeats Blaine before step 29,925

Defeats Gym Leader Giovanni before step 30,275

Finishes first Victory Road boulder puzzle (pushes boulder onto 1F switch) before step 35,911

Full team of 6 pokemon

Gets HM05 (Flash)

Gets the Bicycle

Visits Seafoam Islands

Finishes Rocket Hideout before step 13,222

Catches Articuno, Moltres, or Zapdos

Defeats Erika before step 23,533

Finishes Pokemon Mansion by 29,487 steps

Defeats Blaine before step 29,925

Finishes second Victory Road boulder puzzle (pushes boulder onto left 2F switch) before step 45,200

Finishes 3F Victory Road boulder puzzle (pushes boulder onto 3F switch)

Finishes last Victory Road boulder puzzle (pushes boulder onto right 2F switch)

50% Finishes first VR puzzle in 50% of the time of Opus 4.6 (<= 2643 steps from first VR entrance to finish)

Gets HM03 (surf) and the Gold Teeth in less than 13 Safari Zone attempts

Gets HM03 (surf) and the Gold Teeth in less than 7 Safari Zone attempts

Catches a Pokemon in the Safari Zone

Completes Pokemon Mansion while the video stream is down

Defeats Gym Leader Giovanni while the video stream is down

Finishes first VR puzzle while the video stream is down

Picks up Omanyte from the Fossil Scientist

Changes the party further (from IVY/LUNA/ZIP/WEEDY/TIDE/FROST)

Ivy reaches level 85

Video stream freezes again after current incident (frozen on Pokemon Mansion) is fixed

Defeats the champion before 40,000 steps

Defeats the champion before 50,000 steps

Defeats the champion before 75,000 steps

Stream reaches 1000 viewers at any time

Catches Mewtwo

New run before end of June

Run ends/is reset because new Claude version is released

Gets HM02 (Fly)

Records at least 100 unique Pokemon in the Pokedex (caught/evolved, not just seen)

Stores an item in the PC

Gets trapped in a Cycling Road pocket without fly

Run ends to reset with a model not branded as Haiku, Sonnet, or Opus

Any kind of intentional rollback due to the video issues

BUZZ reaches level 30

Finishes Rock Tunnel before step 7,998

Defeats Sabrina before step 16,804

Teaches DIG

Uses a Poke Doll on the Pokemon Tower ghost

Finishes the gyms in the same order as Opus 4.6 (Brock->Misty->Surge->Sabrina->Koga->Erika->Blaine>Giovanni)

Runs out of money while attempting safari zone

Finishes Silph Co. before step 15,855

Defeats Gym Leader Giovanni before step 15,000

Finishes Pokemon Mansion in 50% of the time of Opus 4.6 (<= 1542 steps from start to finish)

50% Finishes Silph Co. in 50% of the time of Opus 4.6 (<= 498 steps from start to finish)

Defeats Gym Leader Giovanni before step 20,000

Defeats Gym Leader Giovanni before step 25,000

Defeats Blaine before Sabrina

Catches Moltres

Catches Zapdos

Finishes VR while the video stream is down

Defeats the champion while video stream is down

Defeats the champion before 30,000 steps

Stream is still down May 18th

Stream is still down June 1st

No such scapegoat will manifest

planet-killing asteroid

Other

Jesus Christ (second coming)

Rogue AGI

Me (specifically me, Jessica Evans)

previously unknown virus

invasive spores

unknown energy state

alien ghosts

Robert Downey, Jr. (Victor von Doom / Doctor Doom, Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Tom Holland (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Anthony Mackie (Sam Wilson / Captain America)

Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic)

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach (Ben Grimm / The Thing)

Joseph Quinn (Johnny Storm / Human Torch)

Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury)

Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier / White Wolf)

Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm / Invisible Woman)

Simu Liu (Shang-Chi)

Paul Rudd (Scott Lang / Ant-Man)

Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Hannah John-Kamen (Ava Starr / Ghost)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina Allegra de Fontaine)

Pom Klementieff (Mantis)

David Harbour (Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian)

Danny Ramirez (Joaquin Torres / Falcon)

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Iman Vellani (Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel)

Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner / Hulk)

Dominique Thorne (Riri Williams / Ironheart)

Florence Pugh (Yelena Belova / Black Widow)

Benedict Wong (Wong)

Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord)

Vin Diesel (Groot)

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton / Hawkeye)

Wyatt Russell (John Walker / U.S. Agent)

Brie Larson (Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel)

Letitia Wright (Shuri / Black Panther)

Karen Gillan (Nebula)

Tatiana Maslany (Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk)

Hailee Steinfeld (Kate Bishop / Hawkeye)

Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)

Xochitl Gomez (America Chavez)

Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter / Captain Carter)

Kathryn Newton (Cassie Lang)

Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon)

Will Poulter (Adam Warlock)

Tenoch Huerta Mejía (Namor)

Don Cheadle (James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine)

Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie)

Winston Duke (M'Baku)

Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch)

Paul Bettany (Vision)

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

Kathryn Hahn (Agatha Harkness)

Danai Gurira (Okoye)

Oscar Isaac (Marc Spector / Moon Knight, Steven Grant / Mr. Knight, Jake Lockley)

Hugh Jackman (James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine)

Tom Hiddleston (Loki)

Mahershala Ali (Blade)

Sean Gunn (Kraglin)

Alaqua Cox (Maya Lopez / Echo)

Lupita Nyong'o (Nakia)

Wil Deusner (Skaar)

Gemma Chan (Sersi)

Kumail Nanjiani (Kingo)

Lia McHugh (Sprite)

Brian Tyree Henry (Phastos)

Barry Keoghan (Druig)

Harry Styles (Eros / Starfox)

Patton Oswalt (Pip the Troll)

Kit Harington (Dane Whitman)

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (Simon Williams / Wonder Man)

Evangeline Lilly (Hope van Dyne / Wasp)

Seth Green (Howard the Duck)

Zoe Saldaña (Gamora)

Dave Bautista (Drax)

Angelina Jolie (Thena)

Gael García Bernal (Jack Russell / Werewolf by Night)

Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

Andrew Garfield (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Lauren Ridloff (Makkari)

Emilia Clarke (G'iah)

Ralph Ineson (Galactus)

May Calamawy (Layla El-Faouly / Scarlet Scarab)

Jeffrey Wright (The Watcher)

Tobey Maguire (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Harrison Ford (Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross)

Brett Goldstein (Hercules)

Don Lee (Gilgamesh)

Jeopardy

Sesame Street

Antiques Roadshow

Wheel of Fortune

White Lotus

Simpsons

Battlebots

Cyberchase

Spongebob Squarepants

Homestar Runner

Peppa Pig

Bobs Burgers

Survivor

South Park

Rick and Morty

Shark Tank

Ancient Aliens

Paw patrol

Family Guy

NCIS

Bluey

Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Ghost Adventures

Storage Wars

Deadliest Catch

Family Feud

Black Mirror

Pawn Stars

Phineas and Ferb

Severence

American Pickers

Abbott Elementry

Teen Titans Go!

Robot Chicken

Beavis and Butt Head

Law & Order (revival)

The Incredible Dr Pol

Ghost Hunters

Impractical Jokers

American Horror Story

Law & Order: SVU

Grey's Anatomy

Forged in Fire

The Bear

Hazbin Hotel

Is it Cake

American Dad

True Detective

Futurama

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Red vs Blue

Stranger Things

Mars

Moon

A Langrage Point

Other

Venus

Titan

Europa

NO

YES

You can go in if your boat is in this marina right now.

If there is a fire and your boat stored here burns up partially and is not seaworthy, can you go in?

If your boat is here and you contracted a spot, but all legal record of that burned in a fire, are you allowed in?

If you owned a boat which is here, but it's been molecularly exchanged for identical but different atoms by aliens, you can go in

If your boat here sinks can you go in?

If your boat is here and you contracted a spot, but all legal record of that burned in a fire, and the only one who remembers who is still alive is you, and you paid cash, are you allowed in?

You can go in if you are a guest of someone who is a boat owner.

The dock owner is not allowed to go in, unless he is or is with a boat owner

Only official owners of a specific but unspecified boat located on the dock are allowed through

You can go in if you own a real live seaworthy boat now anywhere in the world.

If you privately own the company that owns the boat, you may enter

If you stole a boat, parked it here with a legal berth lease contract, then left, and return, can you go in?

If you are a shareholder in the company that owns the boat, you may pass

If California becomes officially Marxist, where ownership is an exclusive right of the state, can you anyone go in at all?

If the 24 hour video surveillance of the marina is disabled, that invalidates that sign immediately above, creating a presumption that all the signs on the fence are false, and making it the case that only non-boat owners are allowed.

You can go in if you own any kind of boat in any condition in the world, including toy boats, model boats, Lego boats, virtual boats in baldurs gate etc.

The gate will prevent all non-boat owners from passing. Guests and passengers must swim

The sign isn't about who is allowed through, it's about the contents of what's on the other side. Everything beyond the fence is a Boat Owner.

If you own 1% of a boat here you can go in

You can go through if you open the gate

You can go in if your spouse is a boat owner

If you own half a boat stored here legally you can go in

Joshua, byrne, marcus, Odoacre, firstuserhere, and at least one legalistic fan from the UAW strike claim horror show will participate

You can go in if you have no boat, but plan to buy one someday and have a contract for a reserved berth space

You can go through if you have a contracted and paid berth here.

You can go in if you have a berth contract but are behind in payment.

Bonus: people who own three boats stored here can alternate sleeping arrangements so that in any seven day period they never sleep in one more than 3 days, legally?

This market will entirely be excluded from leagues

You can go in if you own a Binary Oxidizing Acetylitic Thermometer.

You can go in if you are a former boat owner but have converted it to a sailplane, which is here.

You can go in if you are a leashed dog that doesn't own a boat, but is with a boat owner

You can go in if you have a rental boat stored here.

Ghosts are allowed because they say B.O.O. (Boat Owners Only), which is the password

You can go in if your grandpa is a boat owner

You can go in if you are ex navy.

Chang'e 7

Griffin Mission 1

Blue Ghost M2

IM-3

Blue Moon MK1

Hakuto-R 3

Old Catholic

ICAB

Liberal Catholic

Mystical (directly by Jesus an apostle etc)

All the above

Larping Thuc bishop