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Deny Climate Change

Promote the product of a supporter from the Oval Office

Withdraw the US from the Paris Climate Agreement

Bomb Iran

Increase US oil production

Pardon a person convicted of a violent crime against police (e.g. January 6 insurrectionists)

Appoint a federal judge who is rated NQ (Not Qualified) by the American Bar Association

Enrich himself & his family financially

Shake hands with Putin

Call a national emergency for a non-foreign affairs issue

Post on Social Media that the DOJ should investigate somebody who is subsequently investigated by the DOJ

Reverse Biden's executive order on AI

Start a war

Have a net approval below -20% at any point

Play golf

Visit a golf course more than 10% of the days he spends in office

Shake hands with Xi Jinping

Suppress, censor, or shut down any US news media outlet (including websites)

Suggest his face should be added to mount rushmore

Exercise

Detain large numbers of legal immigrants as part of a program ostensibly targeting illegal immigrants

Attend at least one current state leader funeral

Question the effectiveness or safety of vaccines in general

Fire someone he nominated to a government position via social media (“fired by tweet”)

Threaten a world leader with nuclear attack

Sign bills with a Sharpie or similar

Have to have the VP (or someone else) be acting president for any amount of time

Visit a golf course more than 20% of the days he spends in office

Comment Publicly on the Investment Merits of DJT Stock

Appoint a Justice to the Supreme Court

Authorize or explicitly endorse violence against peaceful protesters

Get impeached

Shake hands with Donald Tusk

Pardon himself

Withdraw support for Ukraine

Abolish the NIH

Abolish the CDC

Imprison his enemies and democrats

Suggests in a speech or verified written format that Cuba join as a state

Pardon someone with the last name Trump (excluding himself)

Shut down left-wing pro democracy and pro science organizations

Attempt to stay in power for a third term

Trumped-Up Charges: Trump appoints an Attorney General whose office goes on to seek a criminal indictment against ex-President Joseph Biden.

Advocate or support a genocide (anywhere in the world)

Order the US military to attack US citizens on US soil

End SBA direct lending

Leave office early

Use the powers of his office to hurt Elon Musk's competitors

Eat a hamnhrb

Reference "Situational Awareness"

Attempt or claim to seize direct military control of DC via the Insurrection Act, martial law, or similar

Be the subject of a successful invocation of the 25th amendment

Pardon SBF

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Register with the Federal Election Commission to run for president

Make an executive order with the stated intention of slowing down AI development

Declassify the existence of non human intelligence.

Eliminate Daylight Savings Time

Instruct the military to fire on protesters with live bullets, leading to at least one death

Talk with Kim Jong Un face to face

Order the extrajudicial killing of a (named) US citizen on US soil

Initiate tariffs that would apply to GPUs from Taiwan

Die

Pass away

Ban TikTok

Withdraw the US from NATO

Order the extrajudicial killing of any federal or state elected official

Signs a bill that admits a new state to the Union.

Order a nuclear strike

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Here's Johnny: Trump again appoints John Bolton to an official position in his administration.

Cry on camera

Be in some type of official captivity at any level before the end of the planned term in 2029

Direct the killing of a political opponent

Do another Home Alone cameo

Be removed via the 25th Amendment

Buy Greenland

Have over +20 net approval according to 538, at any point

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Make America Great Again

Melania

My Country

I'm not dying!

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

god bless the united states of america

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Rosebud

mars

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

Never Felt Better In My Life

"God forgive me"

I am gay

Biden

go birds

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Kamala

Inflation

Polymarket

Vriska did nothing wrong

rationalussy

Elon / Elon Musk

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

"my white plume ..."

We love Elon. Folks, we love him.

Covfede

Pressure Ukraine to give land to Russia for peace

Accidentally reveal classified Intel to the public

Fire Jack Smith and/or otherwise end the Jack Smith prosecutions via the DOJ

Significantly reduce immigration from Mexico

Withdraw from the Paris Agreement

Start a war

Largest deportation in history

Increase US oil production

Increase aid to Israel

General pardon for any crimes he's convicted of

Pardon Julian Assange

Pardon himself for Jan 6th

Meet Kim Jong Un

Prosecute people for what he calls election fraud

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Get impeached a third time

Ban TikTok

Keep up or increase America's current level of support for Ukraine (even if he seeks compensation from third parties)

Increase taxes

Improve public healthcare

Ban any firearm

End American democracy as we know it

Deport a billionaire philanthropist

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Declare Jesus Christ to be the king of the USA

Play golf with Obama

Give not one cent to Kyiv

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