Make America Great Again News

Pressure Ukraine to give land to Russia for peace

Accidentally reveal classified Intel to the public

Fire Jack Smith and/or otherwise end the Jack Smith prosecutions via the DOJ

Significantly reduce immigration from Mexico

Withdraw from the Paris Agreement

Largest deportation in history

Increase US oil production

Increase aid to Israel

General pardon for any crimes he's convicted of

Pardon himself for Jan 6th

Meet Kim Jong Un

Prosecute people for what he calls election fraud

Start a war

Make America Great Again

Get impeached a third time

Ban TikTok

Keep up or increase America's current level of support for Ukraine (even if he seeks compensation from third parties)

Increase taxes

Improve public healthcare

Ban any firearm

End American democracy as we know it

Pardon Julian Assange

Deport a billionaire philanthropist

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Declare Jesus Christ to be the king of the USA

Play golf with Obama

Give not one cent to Kyiv

(Unrecorded)

(Unintelligible)

god bless the united states of america

Melania

Make America Great Again

Never Felt Better In My Life

My Country

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

Biden

Rosebud

Elon / Elon Musk

I'm not dying!

Kamala

Inflation

mars

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

go birds

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

"my white plume ..."

Covfede

Polymarket

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Vriska did nothing wrong

rationalussy

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

YES