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Withdraw the US from the Paris Climate Agreement

Bomb Iran

Pardon a person convicted of a violent crime against police (e.g. January 6 insurrectionists)

Enrich himself & his family financially

Reverse Biden's executive order on AI

Play golf

Shake hands with Xi Jinping

Deny Climate Change

Visit a golf course more than 10% of the days he spends in office

Promote the product of a supporter from the Oval Office

Increase US oil production

Have to have the VP (or someone else) be acting president for any amount of time

Fire someone he nominated to a government position via social media (“fired by tweet”)

Call a national emergency for a non-foreign affairs issue

Post on Social Media that the DOJ should investigate somebody who is subsequently investigated by the DOJ

Shake hands with Putin

Attend at least one current state leader funeral

Question the effectiveness or safety of vaccines in general

Sign bills with a Sharpie or similar

Threaten a world leader with nuclear attack

Shake hands with Donald Tusk

Detain large numbers of legal immigrants as part of a program ostensibly targeting illegal immigrants

Exercise

Comment Publicly on the Investment Merits of DJT Stock

Pardon someone with the last name Trump (excluding himself)

Visit a golf course more than 20% of the days he spends in office

Authorize or explicitly endorse violence against peaceful protesters

Withdraw support for Ukraine

Get impeached

Suppress, censor, or shut down any US news media outlet (including websites)

Have a net approval below -20% at any point

Appoint a federal judge who is rated NQ (Not Qualified) by the American Bar Association

Appoint a Justice to the Supreme Court

Suggest his face should be added to mount rushmore

Pardon himself

Suggests in a speech or verified written format that Cuba join as a state

Eliminate Daylight Savings Time

Trumped-Up Charges: Trump appoints an Attorney General whose office goes on to seek a criminal indictment against ex-President Joseph Biden.

Leave office early

Be the subject of a successful invocation of the 25th amendment

Reference "Situational Awareness"

Start a war

Order the US military to attack US citizens on US soil

End SBA direct lending

Advocate or support a genocide (anywhere in the world)

Initiate tariffs that would apply to GPUs from Taiwan

Eat a hamnhrb

Use the powers of his office to hurt Elon Musk's competitors

Pass away

Die

Order the extrajudicial killing of a (named) US citizen on US soil

Attempt to stay in power for a third term

Pardon SBF

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Register with the Federal Election Commission to run for president

Declassify the existence of non human intelligence.

Instruct the military to fire on protesters with live bullets, leading to at least one death

Make an executive order with the stated intention of slowing down AI development

Signs a bill that admits a new state to the Union.

Talk with Kim Jong Un face to face

Withdraw the US from NATO

Ban TikTok

Here's Johnny: Trump again appoints John Bolton to an official position in his administration.

Order the extrajudicial killing of any federal or state elected official

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Cry on camera

Be in some type of official captivity at any level before the end of the planned term in 2029

Direct the killing of a political opponent

Order a nuclear strike

Do another Home Alone cameo

Be removed via the 25th Amendment

Have over +20 net approval according to 538, at any point

Buy Greenland

Pressure Ukraine to give land to Russia for peace

Accidentally reveal classified Intel to the public

Fire Jack Smith and/or otherwise end the Jack Smith prosecutions via the DOJ

Significantly reduce immigration from Mexico

Withdraw from the Paris Agreement

Largest deportation in history

Increase US oil production

Increase aid to Israel

General pardon for any crimes he's convicted of

Pardon himself for Jan 6th

Meet Kim Jong Un

Prosecute people for what he calls election fraud

Start a war

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Get impeached a third time

Ban TikTok

Keep up or increase America's current level of support for Ukraine (even if he seeks compensation from third parties)

Increase taxes

Improve public healthcare

Ban any firearm

End American democracy as we know it

Pardon Julian Assange

Deport a billionaire philanthropist

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Declare Jesus Christ to be the king of the USA

Play golf with Obama

Give not one cent to Kyiv

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god bless the united states of america

Make America Great Again

Melania

Never Felt Better In My Life

My Country

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

Biden

Rosebud

Elon / Elon Musk

I'm not dying!

Kamala

Inflation

mars

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

go birds

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

"my white plume ..."

Covfede

"God forgive me"

Polymarket

Vriska did nothing wrong

rationalussy

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

He will be nominated winning the Republican primary but lose the general election.

He will stay in until the Republican primary but lose it.

He will drop out before the Republican endorsement convention.

He will drop out after the Republican endorsement convention but before the primary.

Other

He will remain in the race through all stages and win the general election.

YES