Make America Great Again News

Accidentally reveal classified Intel to the public

Fire Jack Smith and/or otherwise end the Jack Smith prosecutions via the DOJ

Significantly reduce immigration from Mexico

Withdraw from the Paris Agreement

Pressure Ukraine to give land to Russia for peace

Increase US oil production

Increase aid to Israel

Meet Kim Jong Un

General pardon for any crimes he's convicted of

Largest deportation in history

Pardon himself for Jan 6th

Make America Great Again

Start a war

Get impeached a third time

Prosecute people for what he calls election fraud

Ban TikTok

Keep up or increase America's current level of support for Ukraine (even if he seeks compensation from third parties)

Increase taxes

Improve public healthcare

Ban any firearm

End American democracy as we know it

Pardon Julian Assange

Deport a billionaire philanthropist

Completely withdraw United States Forces Korea

Declare Jesus Christ to be the king of the USA

Buy Greenland

Play golf with Obama

(Unrecorded)

(Unintelligible)

Melania

Make America Great Again

We love Elon. Folks, we love him.

My Country

Biden

Rosebud

Elon / Elon Musk

Kamala

I'm not dying!

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

Inflation

mars

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Vriska did nothing wrong

go birds

rationalussy

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

I guess I exercised too much

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Joe Biden still survives

"my white plume ..."

Polymarket

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

YES