Rush News

A WR has 1,700+ receiving yards

A player catches 9+ interceptions

A QB is sacked 50+ times

A QB wins MVP

A QB wins (offensive) ROTY

A team wins 14+ games in the regular season

Super Bowl winning team has the same starting QB in Week 1 as in the Super Bowl

Rookie WR with the highest receiving yards is not Harrison Jr, Nabers, or Odunze

5 Teams finish with positive Rush EPA in the regular season

Regular Season MVP plays for the team that drafted them

A running back wins OPOY

The NFL dissolves before 2050

A team scores over 70 points in any single game

An octopus* is scored in Week 1

10+ games ending in Scorigami (9 last season)

Travis Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift on a Chief's game day

A special teams touchdown will be scored during the playoffs

A rookie wins MVP

A rookie wins OPOY

A rookie wins DPOY

A veteran in their first season with a new team wins MVP

Super Bowl is a rematch (KC vs SF)

A QB passes for 5,000+ yards

A player gets 18+ sacks

New kick return rules result in 50%+ of kickoffs being returned (2023: 22%)

Team goes 17-0

Team goes 0-17

Citizen Kane

Schindler's List

The Godfather

Casablanca

Raging Bull

Singin in the Rain

Vertigo

The Shawshank Redemption

Gone with the Wind

The Wizard of Oz

City Lights

The Sound of Music

West Side Story

Lawrence of Arabia

Bridge on the River Kwai

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

King Kong (original)

Bonnie and Clyde

Midnight Cowboy

The Philadelphia Story

It Happened One Night

The Graduate

To Kill a Mockingbird

All About Eve

The Maltese Falcon

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Dr Strangelove

Jaws

Star Wars

Psycho

2001 A Space Odyssey

Sunset Boulevard

The General

On The Waterfront

It's a Wonderful Life

Some Like it Hot

The Grapes of Wrath

ET the Extra Terrestrial

Mr Smith Goes to Washington

Double Indemnity

Apocalypse Now

Godfather Part II

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (original animated)

Annie Hall

A Streetcar Named Desire

Rear Window

Taxi Driver

The Deer Hunter

M*A*S*H*

North by Northwest

Rocky

The Gold Rush

Sullivan's Travels

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Chinatown

High Noon

Intolerance

Nashville

Shane

Duck Soup

Network

The African Queen

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Unforgiven

The Searchers

Saving Private Ryan

A Clockwork Orange

Cabaret

Tootsie

Do The Right Thing

American Graffiti

Pulp Fiction

12 Angry Men

Platoon

Silence of the Lambs

Titanic

The Sixth Sense

Goodfellas

Toy Story

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

In the Heat of the Night

Modern Times

The Wild Bunch

Spartacus

A Night at the Opera

Swing Time

Sophie's Choice

The Last Picture Show

The Best Years of our Lives

All the President's Men

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Easy Rider

Bringing Up Baby

Yankee Doodle Dandy

The Apartment

Forrest Gump

Blade Runner

Ben-Hur

Scores over 23.5 points in Week 1

Wins a preseason game

Saquon Barkley plays at least 12 games

Jalen Hurts scores more rushing TDs than Josh Allen

Jalen Hurts retires with more rushing yards than Josh Allen retires with

The team moves or is renamed before 2050

Drafts at least one QB in the NFL Draft

Scores over 23.5 points in Week 1

Wins a preseason game

Starting QB missed a game due to injury.

Starts season with Brandon Aiyuk

Wins a game by 25+ points

The team moves or is renamed before 2050

Any player is an MVP finalist

Any player wins MVP, OPOY, or DPOY

Shanahan is COY

Drafts at least one QB in the NFL Draft

Christian McCaffrey plays at least 12 games

2 wide receivers each have over 1000 receiving yards

Finish 24/25 regular season with a positive Rush EPA

Wins NFC West

Gets #1 Seed

Plays in NFCCG

Trade Deebo Samuel before the season ends.

Plays in a wildcard playoff round game

Enters the playoffs as a wildcard team

YES

Beverly Hills Cop

Kingsman

Trolls (Dreamworks)

Austin Powers

Human Centipede

Re-Animator

Cars (Disney)

Riddick

Bill and Ted

Hostel

Rush Hour

Big Momma's (House)

Cabin Fever

Cloverfield

Charlie's Angels

Creepshow

Daddy Day Care

Unbreakable / M Night Shyamalan's Eastrail 117 Trilogy

Meet the Parents / Fockers

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Sharktopus

Zeitgeist (Documentary)

Guardians of the Galaxy

Blade

Honey I Shrunk the Kids

Fifty Shades

Free Willy

Mighty Ducks

Oh, God!

Ace Ventura

Back to the Future

Godfather

NO

🧠⚠️ Misaligned goals — AGI misunderstands human values and acts against our interests.

🕵️‍♂️💣 Used by bad actors — hackers, authoritarian regimes, or terrorists weaponize AGI.

🎮❌ Loss of control — humans can't predict or stop AGI’s actions anymore.

🌳💥 Environmental harm — AGI decisions damage ecosystems or speed up climate change.

💼📉 Job loss & chaos — AGI wipes out jobs, leading to mass instability.

Other

🌐🤝 No global coordination — nations or companies rush ahead without cooperation.

👺🐒 Humans are evil — AGI can only align the universe by destroying us.

🤯🔀 Unintended consequences — AGI does something harmful without meaning to.

🛑🔧 Weak safety protocols — not enough safeguards or oversight before release.

🚀💡 Runaway self-improvement — AGI upgrades itself faster than humans can follow.

Kenneth Walker III

Bijan Robinson

Jahmyr Gibbs

James Cook

Derrick Henry

Jonathan Taylor

De'Von Achane

Kyren Williams

Christian McCaffrey

YES

Jackson > Allen > Hurts > Richardson

Allen > Jackson > Hurts > Richardson

Jackson > Richardson > Hurts > Allen

Jackson > Allen > Richardson > Hurts

Jackson > Richardson > Allen > Hurts

Jackson > Hurts > Richardson > Allen

Jackson > Hurts > Allen > Richardson

Hurts > Jackson > Allen > Richardson

Hurts > Jackson > Richardson > Allen

Hurts > Richardson > Jackson > Allen

Hurts > Richardson > Allen > Jackson

Hurts > Allen > Richardson > Jackson

Hurts > Allen > Jackson > Richardson

Allen > Hurts > Jackson > Richardson

Allen > Hurts > Richardson > Jackson

Allen > Richardson > Hurts > Jackson

Allen > Richardson > Jackson > Hurts

Allen > Jackson > Richardson > Hurts

Richardson > Jackson > Hurts > Allen

Richardson > Jackson > Allen > Hurts

Richardson > Allen > Jackson > Hurts

Richardson > Allen > Hurts > Jackson

Richardson > Hurts > Allen > Jackson

Jahmyr Gibbs

Derrick Henry

Other

Josh Allen

Jonathan Taylor

James Cook