MS NOW News

YES

Helena was pretending to be her innie in S2E01

Gemma is alive

Burt is revealed to be still working for Lumon in some capacity

Mark impregnated Helly

Jame Eagen will try to replace Helena with her innie

Several/all non-severed employees have been raised by Lumon since childhood

All or parts of “the board” are not living humans

Helena will turn against Lumon

Lumon killed or somehow hurt Selvig’s mother or other relative

Mark Scout and Ms Casey / Gamme Scout will be back together

Lumon’s goal is to use severance to end psychological trauma

Milchick will turn against Lumon

Lumon’s goal is to bring back Kier, either as a person or his consciousness in some form

Lumon is working on technology of resurrection

Lumon was involved in Gemma's death

Cobel and Jame Eagen had a child

Mammalian Nurturables’ outies are prisoners, homeless, and/or addicts

Helena was pretending to be her innie in S2E01

Some of Ricken’s eccentric friends (Patton, Rebeck and/or others) are or were severed

Cobel is Mark’s mother

Severance was designed for Helena

Dylan will not stay alive through whole series

Cobel/Selvig is or was previously severed

There will be a successful suicide of one of the main characters

Mark Scout is from Eagan family

Cobel/Selvig is related by blood to the Eagan family

Lumon is cloning people

Miss Huang is from the testing floor

Miss Huang is a young clone of Ms Casey

Ms. Casey was a clone in S1

MDR are working on retrieving/decoding/interpreting the consciousness or memory of dead people

NO

Tom Holland (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Anthony Mackie (Sam Wilson / Captain America)

Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic)

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Joseph Quinn (Johnny Storm / Human Torch)

Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury)

Robert Downey, Jr. (Victor von Doom / Doctor Doom, Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm / Invisible Woman)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach (Ben Grimm / The Thing)

Paul Rudd (Scott Lang / Ant-Man)

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina Allegra de Fontaine)

Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier / White Wolf)

Simu Liu (Shang-Chi)

Danny Ramirez (Joaquin Torres / Falcon)

Iman Vellani (Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel)

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner / Hulk)

Dominique Thorne (Riri Williams / Ironheart)

Florence Pugh (Yelena Belova / Black Widow)

Benedict Wong (Wong)

Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord)

Vin Diesel (Groot)

Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton / Hawkeye)

Wyatt Russell (John Walker / U.S. Agent)

Brie Larson (Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel)

Hannah John-Kamen (Ava Starr / Ghost)

Letitia Wright (Shuri / Black Panther)

Karen Gillan (Nebula)

Tatiana Maslany (Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk)

David Harbour (Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian)

Hailee Steinfeld (Kate Bishop / Hawkeye)

Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)

Xochitl Gomez (America Chavez)

Kathryn Newton (Cassie Lang)

Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon)

Will Poulter (Adam Warlock)

Tenoch Huerta Mejía (Namor)

Don Cheadle (James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine)

Pom Klementieff (Mantis)

Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie)

Winston Duke (M'Baku)

Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch)

Paul Bettany (Vision)

Kathryn Hahn (Agatha Harkness)

Danai Gurira (Okoye)

Oscar Isaac (Marc Spector / Moon Knight, Steven Grant / Mr. Knight, Jake Lockley)

Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter / Captain Carter)

Tom Hiddleston (Loki)

Mahershala Ali (Blade)

Hugh Jackman (James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine)

Sean Gunn (Kraglin)

Alaqua Cox (Maya Lopez / Echo)

Lupita Nyong'o (Nakia)

Wil Deusner (Skaar)

Gemma Chan (Sersi)

Kumail Nanjiani (Kingo)

Lia McHugh (Sprite)

Brian Tyree Henry (Phastos)

Barry Keoghan (Druig)

Harry Styles (Eros / Starfox)

Patton Oswalt (Pip the Troll)

Kit Harington (Dane Whitman)

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (Simon Williams / Wonder Man)

Ralph Ineson (Galactus)

Evangeline Lilly (Hope van Dyne / Wasp)

Seth Green (Howard the Duck)

Zoe Saldaña (Gamora)

Dave Bautista (Drax)

Angelina Jolie (Thena)

Gael García Bernal (Jack Russell / Werewolf by Night)

Tobey Maguire (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

Andrew Garfield (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Lauren Ridloff (Makkari)

May Calamawy (Layla El-Faouly / Scarlet Scarab)

Emilia Clarke (G'iah)

Jeffrey Wright (The Watcher)

Harrison Ford (Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross)

Olga Kurylenko (Antonia Dreykov / Taskmaster)

Brett Goldstein (Hercules)

YES

Loki

Sylvie

Mr. Fantastic

Other

Ant-Man (Lang)

Spider-Man

Hawkeye (Barton)

Captain America (Rogers)

Iron Man

Black Widow (Romanoff)

Nick Fury

War Machine

Winter Soldier

Captain America (Wilson)

Gamora

Drax

Rocket

Groot

Nebula

Vision

Ultron

Wasp (Hope)

Black Panther (T'Challa)

Black Panther (Shuri)

Wong

Mantis

Valkyrie

Captain Marvel

Yelena Belova

Shang-Chi

Sersi

Thena

Druig

Makkari

Kingo

Phastos

Phil Coulson

Daisy Johnson

Peggy Carter

Black Bolt

Daredevil

Jessica Jones

Luke Cage

Iron Fist (Rand)

Punisher

Agatha Harkness

Hawkeye (Bishop)

Moon Knight

Ms. Marvel

Monica Rambeau

She-Hulk

Ironheart

Echo

Blade

Wonder Man

Okoye

Nova

Deadpool

Wolverine

Werewolf by Night

The Invisible Woman

The Thing

The Human Torch

Thor

Hulk

Thanos

Star-Lord

Scarlet Witch

Doctor Strange

Adam Warlock

YES

Decompose it into infinite spheres, then a few parts per sphere, rotate the spheres by arccos(1/3), unite them and you will find 2 chilis (Banach-Tarski)

Put the chili in a taco

Tip every user who bet YES on this option 69 Mana while preparing the chili

Assume the chili is not in the interval [0,1], square it for more chili, if it is in (0,1), take the square root, else (equals 0 or 1) add 1 to it.

Use sourdough instead of yeast

Make the chili "bigly"

Make the chili great again

Make the chili the bestest, bigliest chili in the land

Trumpify the chili

Vote for the chili

Turn the chili into a metaphor (NOT a simile) for the best moment of your life

Make the chili "big league"

Make it edible and throw it in

Season with your heart

Get your friends to help you make a batch ten times the size, but add a Pepper X (2.7M Scoville heat units) to the mixture

Assume the chili is in the interval [0,1], take the square root for less chili, if it is not in (0,1), square it, else (equals 0 or 1) subtract 1 from it.

Share the chili with no one.

Assume the chili is continuous. Then find an antiderivative of the chili.

The

Reboot the chili

Translate the chili

Replace a local church's communion with the chili (you can choose whether it replaces the bread or the wine)

Put pure resiniferatoxin in it (16 billion scoville heat units)

Add a teaspoon of powdered thorium (chemical symbol Th)

Commit armed robbery against the chili for its mana. (the chili's account is @EliezerYudkowsky)

Take the square root of the chili

Deport the chili

Forgo the concept of chili

AI-generate the chili

Add a different temperature to the current one

Use the chili as ink to write in DONALD J TRUMP down the ballot

Add SpaghettiOs

Lucien Presseau

Eason Brooks

Daniel Hrycay

Adam Kornstein

Aarav Shah

Morgan Tie

Other (1)

Tyler Harris

John Molica

Isha Kajani

NO

11

10

8 - 9

0 - 2

3 - 5