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Marco Rubio

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Josh Shapiro

Pete Buttigieg

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Donald Trump

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Andy Beshear

JB Pritzker

Raphael Warnock

Mark Kelly

Ro Khanna

Chris Van Hollen

Joe Rogan

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Kanye West

Hunter Biden

Mike Pence

Jared Polis

Gretchen Whitmer

Bernie Sanders

Greg Abbott

Nikki Haley

No 2028 Election

Stacey Abrams

Glenn Youngkin

Elizabeth Warren

Cory Booker

Roy Cooper

Tim Scott

Mitch Landrieu

Michelle Lujan Grisham

Ruben Gallego

Katie Porter

Joe Biden

Wes Moore

Ration L. Ussy

Mark Cuban

Tim Walz

RFK Jr.

Tetraspace

Lina Khan

Shawn Fain

Donald Trump Jr

Elon Musk

Ritchie Torres

Taylor Swift

Barack Obama

Chris Murphy

Stephen A. Smith

Mickey Mouse

Ivanka Trump

Barron Trump

Laura Loomer

Abigail Spanberger

Sam Altman

John Fetterman

Tulsi Gabbard

Al Gore

Kathy Hochul

[deleted]

Josh Hawley

Rahm Emmanuel

Ezra Klein

Tim Kaine

invalid

Brian Kemp

David McCormick

Andrew Yang

Anna Paulina Luna

Amaryllis Fox

AI Overlord

Duplicate - Will Resolve No

Duplicate - Will Resolve No

Mike Johnson

Steven Bonell (Destiny)

Jamie Dimon

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Andrew Cuomo

Invalid

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Deval Patrick

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Oprah Winfrey

Michelle Obama

Sheldon Whitehouse

Robert Prevost

Harambe

Josh Stein

Jeff Jackson

Rand Paul

Vivek Ramaswamy

J. D. Vance

Gavin Newsom

Josh Shapiro

Pete Buttigieg

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gretchen Whitmer

Jon Ossoff

Josh Hawley

KRANTZ (the abstract idea that evolves into a decentralized superintelligence, not the user)

Glenn Youngkin

Tucker Carlson

Andy Beshear

Kamala Harris

Marco Rubio

J. B. Pritzker

Mark Kelly

James Talarico

Ron DeSantis

Elise Stefanik

Wes Moore

Stephen Miller

Nikki Haley

Vivek Ramaswamy

Raphael Warnock

Gina Raimondo

Ro Khanna

Chris Murphy

Tammy Duckworth

Chris Sununu

Jeff Jackson

Donald Trump Jr.

James Donaldson (MrBeast)

Sam Altman

Tim Scott

Brian Kemp

Kristi Noem

Cory Booker

Beto O'Rourke

John Fetterman

Mark Zuckerberg

Tom Cotton

Brian Schatz

Joni Ernst

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Josh Green

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Joe Rogan

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr

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Andrew Yang

Ezra Klein

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Curry

Markwayne Mullin

Rand Paul

Joe Manchin

Kevin Stitt

Maura Healey

Ivanka Trump

David Hogg

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

Taylor Swift

Steven Kenneth Bonnell II (Destiny)

Matt Gaetz

Marianne Williamson

Mike Pence

Jon Stewart

DUPLICATE

Eliezer Yudkowsky

Aella

Scott Alexander

Zendaya

Michelle Obama

Kanye West

Mitt Romney

Sarah Palin

Ben Shapiro

Bernie Sanders

Hillary Clinton

Tim Walz

Al Gore

Elon Musk (Natural-born-citizen clause repealed/bypassed)

Me

Ron Weasley is a redhead

Snape is black

Harry Potter is white

At least one named character from the book has their race changed

An actor who acted in the movies returns for the show

Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s actors will all be British

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single spoken, working spell in the first episode

Dumbledore casts a spell (spoken or wordlessly)

Fred and George are twins irl

Hagrid is played by an actor who is under 6'4"

McGonagall performs an animagus transformation (human2cat or cat2human)

A History of Magic lesson is shown on screen

A character cut from the movies appears (ie Theodore Nott)

Premieres in 2026

The potion riddle guarding the Stone will be featured

Quirrel is wearing a head covering when Harry first meets him

Hermione’s parent(s) shown on screen

Ron Weasley doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first two episodes

Malfoy has white blonde hair

Arthur Weasley is shown on screen

Cornelius Fudge is shown on screen

Peeves is a reoccurring character

JK Rowling is credited as both an executive producer and original writer

There’s a scene set before Harry is born

Hagrid says "You’re a wizard, Harry"

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 2

Arabella Figg is mentioned by first or last name

A slur is uttered by any character

A wand is visibly placed into, or drawn from, a character's pocket/robes more times than a wand is set down on a table or desk

It's woke

A scene depicts Voldemort trying to kill baby Harry

mandrake root on screen

It will be torrentfreak.com's "Most Pirated" TV show for its year of release or the following year

80% or higher on rotten tomatoes

An Astronomy lesson is shown on screen

Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, or Cedric Diggory are mentioned by first or last name, or are in the credits

The total number of times the word 'Harry' is spoken across the season is strictly greater than 3.5 times the number of times the word 'Potter' is spoken

A house elf is shown on screen

Harry Potter is on-screen for at least 4 hours total

More Great Horned Owls appear than Barn Owls

A character who is named Dave or David appears in the show

At least one named character from the book has their gender swapped

Hagrid ties Vernon’s gun into a knot

The Quibbler is shown or mentioned

Homosexual interaction between some characters will be presented

The cumulative screen time of Neville Longbottom's toad, Trevor, is strictly greater than the cumulative screen time of Argus Filch's cat, Mrs. Norris

Season is nominated for Outstanding Drama Series at the Emmys

Goblins are still represented as anti-semitic caricatures

The Flying Ford Anglia is seen.

The Weasley's Ford Anglia is seen flying

Harry is shown holding more than three different wands at Ollivander’s

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 3

Harry visits Platform 9 3/4 in episode 1

An actor who appeared in any of the Jackass films receives a credit on IMDB related to the show

VOLDEMORT HAS A NOSE

Hagrid presents a cake with writing on it to Harry and the writing has no misspellings

Harry visits Diagon Alley in episode 1

"Voldemort" has a silent "t"

Dobby makes an appearance

90% or higher on rotten tomatoes

Premieres on strongly symbolic date (like July 31, 21.12)

The intro theme song will have at least one obvious English word

At least one of the actors is transgender

It ends on a cliff hanger

Harry only reaches Hogwarts in the last 10 minutes of the first episode

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first three episode

Any Harry Potter fanfic is referenced (either explicitly as judged by market creator, or confirmed by someone who works on the show)

actor in the show wins an Emmy for acting

Hermione is white

Hermione is Indian

Features an explicitly transgender character

We see a wizarding school other than Hogwarts

JK Rowling makes a cameo appearance

Quirrel shakes Harry’s hand during their first meeting

Premieres in 2027

Awkwafina is cast in the show

Hermione is black

Smartphone shown within Hogwarts

Hagrid is played by an actor with a cognitive disability

There will be seven CGI dwarves

Rita Skeeter will have an explicit trans identity

Keir Starmer is in it

set in the 2020s

set in 2025

Adolf Hitler is mentioned

Harry, Ron, and Hermione will all be transgender

We get AGI before it premieres

Voldemort is a woman

Hagrid is black

Yudkowsky makes an appearance

Fred and George have the same actor

HPMOR is referenced

Gandalf is black

One or more of Hermione, Ron, and Harry have their genders swapped.

Zendaya is cast in the show

Marine Le Pen

David Lisnard

Édouard Philippe

Jean-Luc Mélenchon

Sébastien Lecornu

Christine Lagarde

Gabriel Attal

Raphaël Glucksmann

François Ruffin

Olivier Faure

Bernard Cazeneuve

Jordan Bardella

François Hollande

Other

Emmanuel Macron

François Fillon

Laurent Wauquiez

Bruno Le Maire

François Bayrou

Gérald Darmanin

Nathalie Arthaud

Someone not on this list

Élisabeth Borne

Gérard Larcher

Bruno Retailleau

Rachida Dati

Marine Tondelier

Dominique de Villepin

Sarah Knafo

Éric Zemmour

Marine Le Pen

David Lisnard

Jean-Luc Mélenchon

Édouard Philippe

Christine Lagarde

Other

François Hollande

Raphaël Glucksmann

Gabriel Attal

Jordan Bardella

Dominique de Villepin

Francois Ruffin

Emmanuel Macron

Xavier Bertrand

Laurent Wauquiez

Bruno Le Maire

Gérald Darmanin

Carole Delga

Olivier Faure

Bernard Cazeneuve

Marion Maréchal

Eric Zemmour

Ségolène Royal

Nicolas Sarkozy

Marine Tondelier

Alain Coulombel

Cécile Duflot

Eva Joly

Christiane Taubira

François-Xavier Bellamy

Manon Aubry

Marie Toussaint

Nathalie Arthaud

Philippe Poutou

Gérard Larcher

Gauss

Archimedes

Euler

Alexander Grothendieck

@121

Other

Galois (died at 20 fighting for a girl he loved)

Erdos (on amphetamines)

Von Neumann

Ramanujan

The solver of the Riemann Hypothesis

Newton

Kurt Gödel

David Hilbert

Grigori Perelman

Augustin-Louis Cauchy

Pythagoras

Euclid (of Geometry)

Alonzo Chuch (lambda calculus)

Matt Damon (of Good Will Hunting)

Poincare

Finkelstein (of the levi finkelstein conjecture)

Mandelbrot (The B in Benoit B Mandelbrot is Benoit B Mandelbrot)

Trick question; there are no mathematicians.

Idk, your mom seemed pretty good at multiplying last night

sixtynine, you filthy casuals

David A. Cox (Cox-Zucker machine)

Ludwig Wittgenstein

John Conway (group theory, among others)

the unknown ancient egyptian who invented zero

Descartes

Leibniz

Bourbaki

Laplace

@Mira

Georg Cantor

Frank Ramsey

Fermat

Emmy Noether

Ada Lovelace

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p

Terry Tao

DottedCalculator

GPT8

Riemann

Claude Shannon

God

Alan Turing

Olga Ladyzhenskaya

Weyl, Weyl

John Gabriel

Other

Will Sawin

Tom hutchcroft

Antoine Song

Alex Smith

Ewain Gwynne

Amol Aggarwal

Jeremy Hahn

Alexander Dunn

Marcelo Campos

Mehtaab Sawhney

Cristiana De Filippis

Ruixiang Zhang

Levent Alpöge

Hong Wang

Dor Minzer

Julian Sahasrabudhe

Ashwin Sah

Lisa Sauermann

Other

Geoffrey Hinton

Ilya Sutskever

Noam Shazeer

Alec Radford

Daniel Hillis

Ben Goertzle

Alan Turing

Andrej Karpathy

Yann LeCun

Demis Hassabis

Paul Christiano

Charles Babbage

Jürgen Schmidhuber

John Schulman

Noam Brown

Liang Wenfeng

Alex Krizhevsky

Donald Knuth

George Boole

Kaiming He

Eliezer Yudkowsky

Marvin Minsky

Judea Pearl

Raymond Solomonoff

Yoshua Bengio

Andrew Ng

Fei-Fei Li

Dario Amodei

David Silver

Nigel Farage

Kemi Badenoch

Other

Wes Streeting

Angela Rayner

James Cleverly

Zack Polanski

David Lammy

Robert Jenrick

David Miliband

Tom Tugendhat

Rupert Lowe

Shabana Mahmood

Yvette Cooper

Sadiq Khan

Rachel Reeves

Ed Davey

Andy Burnham

Ed Miliband

Lucy Powell

Alistair Carns

John Healey

Keir Starmer

@SG (Stephen Grugett)

@Gen

@Conflux

@Austin

@SirSalty (David Chee)

Marshall Polaris

Other

@JamesGrugett

@ian

@Sinclair

@Joshua

David

John

Will

Josh

Eric

Stephen

Brian

Mike

Towelie

Frank

Marcus

Ariel Pakes

Steven T. Berry

Susan Athey

Ernst Fehr

Richard Blundell

David Autor

Matthew Rabin

Partha Dasgupta

Hal Varian