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SCP-682

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Josh Hawley

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Trump's attempted assassin

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The Loc-Nar

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Whatifalthist

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A virulently antisemitic but otherwise well-meaning person

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Lyndon LaRouche

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The CEO of MALIBAL

Erich Ludendorff

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Andronikos II Palaiologos

Liu Shan

Roko

Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson

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Unabomber

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EMIL OLE WILLIAM KIRKEGAARD

qin shi huang

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Commodus

Tito

an asi agent from openai

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Vriska Serket

Miklos Horthy

Franz Joseph 1

WILLY ON WHEELS

J. Philippe Rushton

Lu Bu

Yuan Shikai

Yuan Shu

Juan Peron

Connor Duffy

Faust

Paul Von Hindenburg

Charles XII of Sweden

Zhou Enlai

Samuel Alito

@StochasticParrot (Stochastic Cockatoo)

Marlo Stanfield (The Wire)

Darkstalker (Wings of Fire)

Hunter Biden's laptop

Giego Caleiro

Fredrick Robert Brennan

Jeremy Nixon

Charles Murray

Paul Ehrlich

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anatoly karlin

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Alexey Guzey

Violent Jay and Shaggy 2 Dope (as co-presidents)

Yuan Shao

Jar Jar Binks

JD Vance

Karl Marx

Peter Thiel

Liang Mong-song

Lucy Guo

A randomly chosen child (<13) who does not speak English and who has never been to North or Central America

Stephen Hsu

James Buchanan

Mehmed V

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Sean Hannity

Rochelle Shen

Black Hat (XKCD)

King George III of England

Ada Nguyen

James Dewey Watson

Laura Gao

Claire Wang

@ButtocksCocktoasten

Jiang Zemin

Any child of Trump (randomly selected)

Salvador Allende

Rorschach

Wario

A literal ham sandwich

goth600

Petyr Baelish / Littlefinger

Elagabalus

Biden, but as a worm (i.e., Would you still vote for Biden if he was a worm?)

A well meaning person with severe short term memory issues causing them to wake up every day not realizing that they are the President

Light Yagami

Neville Chamberlain

Rod Blagojevich

Brian Chau (@psychosort)

Emperor Ling of Han

Chris Brown

Richard Watterson (from Gumball)

Tronald Dump, his counterpart in the Mirror Universe

Hans Niemann

Silvio Berlusconi

Timothy Leary

John Edwards

Lex Luthor

George Floyd

Hunter Biden

Razib Khan

Kim Dotcom

Waluigi

Bad Bunny

Deng Xiaoping

Empress Dowager Cixi

A prostitute from the alleged Trump pee tape

A randomly picked Muslim citizen of the US

Brian Tomasik

Your mom

Eren Yeager

THEAMAZINGATHEIST

Richard Hanania

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Chuck Norris

You (Are you really willing to take on the responsibilities of the presidency yourself to avoid giving them to Trump?)

Ray Shaun Elussy

Lucille Bluth

Michael Vassar

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Kristi Noem's dog

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Yourself right now

Elizabeth Holmes

Eminem

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A random citizen of average intelligence who drinks three beers a day and has a highschool diploma

Justin Trudeau

Futarchy (Manifold users)

Nicky Case

Santa Claus

Robespierre

Yourself from 15 years ago

Greta Thunberg

@strutheo :)

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Bill Gates

Gavin Newsom

Hillary Clinton

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Chat GPT

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Destiny

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Bill Cosby

Ellen DeGeneres

Harvey Weinstein

Kamala Harris

Ron DeSantis

A can of beans

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Ibram X. Kendi

Rachel Dolezal

Nayib Bukele

Ayn Rand

Barack Obama

Young Sheldon

Tony Soprano

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Dr Robotnik / Eggman

Vivek Ramaswamy

Taylor Swift

Joe Rogan

Javier Milei

Emmanuel Macron

Doctor Manhattan

Bill Clinton

Donkey Kong

Rudy Giuliani

An autopen (signs everything put in front of it, incapable of public speaking)

Sam Bankman-Fried

Cedric the Entertainer

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Gollum/Smeagol

Matthew Yglesias

Vaush

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Donald Trump Jr

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Jordan Peterson

Scar (lion king)

Margaret Thatcher

Andrew Johnson

Bill Ackman

Bernie Madoff

Jussie Smollet

Avon Barksdale

Yann Lecun

The nominee of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

Elon Musk

Paul Atreides

Cenk Uygur

Georgia Meloni

Boris Johnson

Trump from the 80s-90s

Shirley Temple

Mark Rutte

Michael Jackson

James (manifold)

Austin (manifold)

George Washington

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Mr Garrison (South Park)

Lee Pace

Muhammad the prophet

Jose Luis Ricon

BasedBeffJezos

Mike Pence

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Confucius

hari seldon

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Angela Merkel

Jacinda Ardern

shaq

elvis

random manifold user

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billy joel

Rishi Sunak

Scott Alexander's Presidential Platform https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/my-presidential-platform

buddha

satoshi nakamoto

Elon Musk

Other

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Donald Trump

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me

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An AGI

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@Mira

Sergey Brin

Michael Dell

Amancio Ortega

Carlos Slim Helu

Eric Schmidt

Masayoshi Son

Dave Tepper

Ken Griffin

Eduardo Saverin

5/15 - After Round 1, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5/16 - After Round 2, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5/17 - After Round 3, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5/18 - After Round 4, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5/15 - After Round 1, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/16 - After Round 2, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/17 - After Round 3, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/18 - After Round 4, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/16 - After Round 2, will Scottie Scheffler lead Ryan Gerard?

5/17 - After Round 3, will Scottie Scheffler lead Ryan Gerard?

5/18 - After Round 4, will Scottie Scheffler lead Ryan Gerard?

5/17 - After Round 3, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jhonathan Vegas?

5/18 - After Round 4, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jhonathan Vegas?

5-22, After Round 1 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5-23, After Round 2 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5-24, After Round 3 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5-25, After Round 4 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5-22, After Round 1 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-23, After Round 2 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-24, After Round 3 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-25, After Round 4 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-25, After Round 4 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-29, After Round 1 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-29, After Round 1 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-29, After Round 1 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

5-31, After Round 3 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-31, After Round 3 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-31, After Round 3 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6-1, After Round 4 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

6-1, After Round 4 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6-1, After Round 4 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Rory McIlroy lead Justin Thomas?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

7-18, After Round 2 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Ben Griffin lead Collin Morikawa?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Collin Morikawa?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Collin Morikawa lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will Collin Morikawa lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Thriston Lawrence?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Si Woo Kim?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Brooks Koepka?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Sungjae Im?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead Ben Griffin?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Viktor Hovland lead Ben Griffin?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Ben Griffin?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead Viktor Hovland?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Viktor Hovland lead Sam Burns?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Brooks Koepka?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jordan Spieth?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead J. J. Spaun?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead J. J. Spaun?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead J. J. Spaun?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead J. J. Spaun?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Rory McIlroy lead Jason Day?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Ricky Fowler lead Si Woo Kim?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Si Woo Kim?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Xander Schauffele lead Si Woo Kim?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Xander Schauffele lead J.J. Spaun?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Austin Eckroat?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Austin Eckroat lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Wyndham Clark?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Keegan Bradley lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Keegan Bradley?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Cameron Young?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Jason Day lead Viktor Hovland?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Nick Taylor lead Viktor Hovland?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Justin Thomas lead Collin Morikawa?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Adam Scott lead Si Woo Kim?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Justin Thomas lead Collin Morikawa?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Tommy Fleetwood lead Scottie Scheffler?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Tommy Fleetwood lead Jason Day?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Jason Day lead Scottie Scheffler?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Tommy Fleetwood lead Scottie Scheffler??

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Tommy Fleetwood lead Austin Eckroat?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Tommy Fleetwood lead Nick Taylor??

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Brian Harman lead Wyndham Clark?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Harris English lead Wyndham Clark?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jon Rahm?

6-26, After Round 1 of the Rocket Classic, will Ben Griffin lead Keegan Bradley?

6-27, After Round 2 of the Rocket Classic, will Ben Griffin lead Keegan Bradley?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Ben Griffin lead Keegan Bradley?

6-29, After Round 4 of the Rocket Classic, will Ben Griffin lead Keegan Bradley?

6-27, After Round 2 of the Rocket Classic, will Collin Morikawa lead Patrick Cantlay?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Collin Morikawa lead Patrick Cantlay?

6-29, After Round 4 of the Rocket Classic, will Collin Morikawa lead Patrick Cantlay?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Patrick Cantlay lead Victor Perez?

6-29, After Round 4 of the Rocket Classic, will Patrick Cantlay lead Victor Perez?

6-27, After Round 2 of the Rocket Classic, will Keegan Bradley lead Wyndham Clark?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Chris Kirk lead Phillip Knowles?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jon Rahm?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Shane Lowry?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Matt Fitzpatrick lead Jon Rahm?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jon Rahm?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Xander Schauffele lead Tommy Fleetwood?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Ludvig Aberg lead Collin Morikawa?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Matt Fitzpatrick?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Brian Harman?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Haotong Li?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Tyrrell Hatton?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Haotong Li lead Tyrrell Hatton?

7-19, After Round 3 of the British Open Championship, will Haotong Li lead Brian Harman?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Matt Fitzpatrick lead Keegan Bradley?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Jordan Spieth lead Ben Griffin?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Robert McIntyre lead Ben Griffin?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Robert McIntyre lead Hideki Matsuyama?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Si Woo Kim lead Hideki Matsuyama?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Robert McIntyre lead Si Woo Kim?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Joel Dahmen lead Harry Hall?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Alex Noren lead Harry Hall?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Cameron Young lead Aaron Rai?

7/28 - After Round 1 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational Junior, will Charlie Woods lead Darren Zhou?

7/28 - After Round 1 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational Junior, will Charlie Woods lead Lucas Gimenez?

7/28 - After Round 1 of the Arnold Palmer Invitational Junior, will Charlie Woods lead Ben Lathrop?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Keegan Bradley lead Wyndham Clark?

6-29, After Round 4 of the Rocket Classic, will Keegan Bradley lead Wyndham Clark?

8/02 - After Round 3 of the Wyndham Championship, will Cameron Young lead Aaron Rai?

8/02 - After Round 3 of the Wyndham Championship, will Nico Echavarria lead Aaron Rai?

8/02 - After Round 3 of the Wyndham Championship, will Chandler Phillips lead Aaron Rai?

8/02 - After Round 3 of the Wyndham Championship, will Nico Echavarria lead Jordan Spieth?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Lucas Glover lead Si Woo Kim?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Lucas Glover lead Harry Hall?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Jake Knapp lead Harry Hall?

8/01 - After Round 2 of the Wyndham Championship, will Jake Knapp lead Joel Dahmen?

5/15 - After Round 1, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/16 - After Round 2, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/17- After Round 3, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/18- After Round 4, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

5/16 - After Round 2, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jhonathan Vegas?

5-23, After Round 2 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-24, After Round 3 of the Charles Schwab Challenge, will Scottie Scheffler lead John Pak?

5-30, After Round 2 of the Memorial, will Scottie Scheffler lead Ben Griffin?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jon Rahm?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Rory McIlroy lead Bryson DeChambeau?

6-12, After Round 1 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Collin Morikawa?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Collin Morikawa?

6-13, After Round 2 of the US Open Championship, will Scottie Scheffler lead Jon Rahm?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Viktor Hovland lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Victor Perez lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Victor Perez lead J. J. Spaun?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Victor Perez lead Viktor Hovland?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Brooks Koepka lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Brooks Koepka lead J.J. Spaun?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead J.J. Spaun?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will J.J. Spaun lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Viktor Hovland lead Sam Burns?

6-14, After Round 3 of the US Open Championship, will Viktor Hovland lead J.J. Spaun?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will J. J. Spaun lead Sam Burns?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead J.J. Spaun?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Adam Scott lead Viktor Hovland?

6-15, After Round 4 of the US Open Championship, will Jordan Spieth lead Brooks Koepka?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Scottie Scheffler lead Justin Thomas?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Shane Lowry lead Collin Morikawa?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Shane Lowry lead Collin Morikawa?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Shane Lowry lead Collin Morikawa?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Shane Lowry lead Collin Morikawa?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Tony Finau lead Jason Day?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Tony Finau lead Rory McIlroy?

6/19 - After Round 1 of the Travelers, will Ricky Fowler lead Scottie Scheffler?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Wyndham Clark lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Cameron Young lead Rory McIlroy?

6/20 - After Round 2 of the Travelers, will Jason Day lead Jason Day?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Shane Lowry lead Scottie Scheffler?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Denny McCarthy lead Scottie Scheffler?

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Austin Eckroat lead Scottie Scheffler??

6/21 - After Round 3 of the Travelers, will Nick Taylor lead Scottie Scheffler??

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Russell Henley lead Keegan Bradley?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Brian Harman lead Harrish English?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Lucas Glover lead Rory McIlroy?

6/22 - After Round 4 of the Travelers, will Lucas Glover lead Scottie Scheffler?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Jon Rahm lead Rory McIlroy?

6-26, After Round 1 of the Rocket Classic, will Collin Morikawa lead Patrick Cantlay?

6-26, After Round 1 of the Rocket Classic, will Patrick Cantlay lead Victor Perez?

6-27, After Round 2 of the Rocket Classic, will Patrick Cantlay lead Victor Perez?

6-26, After Round 1 of the Rocket Classic, will Keegan Bradley lead Wyndham Clark?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Chris Kirk lead Andrew Putnam?

6-28, After Round 3 of the Rocket Classic, will Phillip Knowles lead Andrew Putnam?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Jon Rahm lead Rory McIlroy?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Shane Lowry lead Rory McIlroy?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Shane Lowry lead Jon Rahm?

7-17, After Round 1 of the British Open Championship, will Shane Lowry lead Matt Fitzpatrick?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Jon Rahm lead Rory McIlroy?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Bryson DeChambeau lead Rory McIlroy?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Xander Schauffele lead Rory McIlroy?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Victor Hovland lead Tommy Fleetwood?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Victor Hovland lead Tyrrell Hatton?

7-20, After Round 4 of the British Open Championship, will Ludvig Aberg lead Tyrrell Hatton?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Matt Fitzpatrick lead Aaron Rai?

7/31 - After Round 1 of the Wyndham Championship, will Keegan Bradley lead Aaron Rai?

Bond will be a man

Gunplay

Bond drives a car

On screen fatalities

London will appear on screen

Urban scene

Bond wears a suit/tuxedo

Car chase scene

Female and/or BIPOC director and/or producer

Bond tells ≥1 joke

A vessel is shown on screen containing any of the following: ketchup, mustard, wasabi, soy sauce, hot sauce, beer, wine, whiskey, cologne, or sulfuric acid.

A named character speaks in a language other than English

Bond introduces himself as "Bond, James Bond"

Bond drinks a martini

Opening action sequence

The Tower of London, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Wembley, or Heathrow appears on screen.

Gun Barrel Sequence

Bond will attend a gala, soirée, ball, banquet, masquerade, black-tie event, cocktail party, fundraiser, awards ceremony, premiere, reception, or a charity auction.

Sex scene

World capital other than London appears on screen

Hacking electronics of some form

Q appears

Runtime of at least 2 hours/120 minutes.

Bond solves ≥ 1 problem non-violently

Bond uses explosives

The plot will be predominantly set in present day

Bond disarms someone with a melee weapon using martial arts

The film features a scene at a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

Someone in the movie says the title

Fatal-if-missed aerial jump

A Bird (Avian) Will Appear Onscreen for >2 Seconds

Bond will shoot an inanimate object on purpose.

Asia will appear on screen

Someone goes through a pane of glass

A named character is a double (or triple, etc.) agent

It will feature ≥1 actor that was part of No Time to Die

It will gross more worldwide than No Time to Die ($774M)

The main theme song will be sung by a female

There will be a scene with wagering, gambling or betting

"King" or "Queen" of England mentioned

Bond is on vacation (is shown somewhere for enjoyment, without purpose for his mission)

@HenriThunberg enjoys the film

The villain is played by an actor who had a lead or recurring role on a prestigious television series that aired on either AMC or HBO.

South America, Africa, or Australia will appear on screen

The words "James Bond will return" appear on screen during or after the credits.

Bond rides a motorcycle

A single large explosion occurs on screen at the same time as Bond, and he doesn't look at it

>=85 on Tomatometer 1 month after US release

Critics will say it's a return to classic bond

A sniper rifle is fired

Bond will have a hot, young, American sidekick

At least a portion filmed in Canada

A scene shows James Bond naked

Blue-eyed Bond

Bond wields a Walther PPK

Interracial sex scene

Pegasus, Phoenix, Griffin, Unicorn, Kraken, Minotaur, Medusa, Cyclops, Sphinx, Kitsune, Chimera, or Thunderbird (any visual representation)

Jungle / forest scene

M will be played by Ralph Fiennes

Bond flys an aircraft

James Bond disobeys orders from MI6 or the British government

Bond attends a soccer match, cricket game, rugby match, boxing/MMA fight, tennis match, e-sport event, the Olympics, a carnival or fair, the opera, or a horse race.

Bond smokes a cigarette/cigar

Bond parachutes

It passes the Bechdel test (two named women talk the each other about anything besides a man)

Bond wears shorts

Bond pays for something by leaving money on a table and walking off without the recipient of the money present

>=7.5 on IMDB 1 month after US release

Arctic scene

Someone uses a euphemism to order a killing

Death of a Bond love interest

Bond gets slapped

Bond plays craps, roulette, or blackjack

The villain will use or work in the field of artificial intelligence.

Prison/jail scene

A jet ski or snowmobile gets airborne

Black market trafficking

Someone climbs around on the outside of a building

Released in 2028

The main character will order a “Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred” using that exact phrase.

Bond licks something

Bond and a pond shown on screen together

Main villain has a visible physical defect (scar, handicap, missing limb, ...)

someone combs or brushes their hair (or the hair of another person)

Bond in bondage (not necessarily sexual)

Bond slaps someone

Actor who plays Bond at least 6' (183 cm) tall

James Bond talks to a woman while playing a card game.

A Gulf kingdom will appear on screen (e.g. Dubai)

Bond puts something phallic-shaped in his mouth

Bond is violent toward a woman (e.g. painful pulling, slap, throat grip...)

There will be a voiced character that is an AI

Bond rides a bicycle

Torture

Bond receives a gunshot wound

A visible countdown clock, which if it reaches zero something bad happens

Wilhelm scream

The title will refer to life and/or death

@brunoparga correctly guesses a pun beforehand

Bond drives a boat

A safe is cracked (any means possible)

Someone is shot with a tranquilizer dart or other nonlethal incapacitating projectile (getting wounded with a potentially lethal weapon doesn't count)

James Bond plays poker

Bond commits arson

Nazis (neo- counts)

Cryptocurrency is referenced

Oral sex

Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, or Zendaya appear on screen

Martini and a bikini shown on screen at the same time

Terrorists

US premier date is moved forward at least once (has to be numbered date, "summer 2026" doesn't count)

Climate change/global warming is explicitly mentioned

Someone carries a gun disassembled in a nondescript case

Someone speaks a verbal password phrase to verify their identity, gain access to a location, etc.

Actor who plays Bond is a US citizen

A pandemic or biological warfare will be a central plot

Desert scene

The ending pitches a next movie (continued story, introduction of villain, venegance, ...)

Ski chase scene

Drug use

Someone/something is x-rayed

Thunderstorm

Dessert scene

An actor who previous played a Bond villain appears (as either a new or recurring character)

President of the United States is mentioned

IF the main villain has a pet that plays a significant role in the plot, this pet is a horse...

Robots

Bond complains about the quality of an alcoholic beverage

Bond throws food, darts, or a Molotov cocktail

It refers to the transition between two British monarchs (Elizabeth, Charles and/or others)

Bond has facial hair

There will be a promotional event in Fortnite

Moscow, Kyiv, or Paris shown on screen

Bond wears a mask

Cocaine or caviar appears on screen

James Bond plays baccarat

Scene with Bond wearing a hat and sunglasses

Theme song is performed by Taylor Swift

Bond plays golf, tennis, or croquet

Bond will be in a submarine

Bond goes to space

Bond is LQBTQ+

Bond rides an animal

James games (Bond plays any video game, table top board game, or role-playing game) *chess counts, casino games don't

Rolex, Aston Martin, Bollinger Champaign product placements (all three)

Main villain speaks Russian on screen

Bond has a disability

Bond claims to have retired / quit from the world of espionage

Theme song will be performed by a band (more than one artist. Duran Duran did it, so there is precedent.)

Mexico is shown on screen

Jetpack

The movie will be set during the Cold War (1947-1991)

A previous Bond actor appears (as either a new or recurring character)

Revealed that "James Bond" has always been a code name.

Trans character - explicity stated they are trans, no ambiguity (must be on screen for min. 7 seconds and say at least 3 words)

An EMP device plays a central role.

At least one named character below 18 years old

Features a shot with someone lowering a newspaper, magazine or book, revealing they had been surreptitiously spying on someone

Canada is shown on screen

Sharks

Orgy

fight featuring at least one of: viper, mongoose, someone with one of those as their code name

Will feature something that can turn invisible

A pinball machine will appear.

Someone asks for payment in "small, unmarked bills" or "negotiable bearer bonds" (wording need not be exact)

Underwater combat

The word "fuck" is said more than once.

With all this speculation about which kinds of sex acts will be shown, I'm surprised nobody has said it yet, so I'll say it: 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕘𝕖

Bond beds a "lady of the night" (ie. He fucks a prostitute)

The main villain has a pet that plays a significant role in the plot.

Bond is blond

Pirates

Assplay

Emilia Clarke portrays a character

Bond won't be Caucasian

A hamburger appears on screen

Bond uses a VR headset

Desert dessert scene (e.g. eating an ice cream in the Sahara)

Bond has a neck tattoo

Nuclear explosion

Someone uses the word "clip" to refer to a magazine

Satanism

Aaron Taylor-Johnson plays Bond

Bond plays Russian roulette

It will be described as featuring AI, such as claims that is uses “AI actors”, as reported by entertainment media.

Gay sex scene

ChatGPT is referenced by any character

Party and play (PnP), also known as chemsex, scene

Bond has a mustache (no other facial hair)

A character has the codename "Fat Rascal"

Theme song is performed by The Weeknd

San Francisco is shown on screen

Pegging

Another character coincidentally has the first name "James" or surname "Bond" (or both)

Horse cock on screen (flaccid)

Bond consumes more than 1.5 loads of jizz

A clocks shows the time 4:20

Feature Nightcore music

Supernatural entities

Prediction markets, origami, or the word "manifold" appear in the movie.

There will be a character codenamed "Fat Rascal" and they will be played by an American

Bond uses chopsticks

Released in 2026

Any character says the word "anime"

Vampires

Bond vapes

The main character will order a “café mocha, double double” using that exact phrase.

Bond dies

The fourth wall is broken

Scat play

Bond does depraved sexual acts for money (e.g., bukakke, public gang bangs, period play, etc.)

Contains a joke or indirect reference to the "last night I Bond Burgered your sister" meme

Horse cock on screen (erect)

Bond will say the line about snakes on a plane, but only as a metaphor (with snakes representing penises and the plane being his ass).

The handkerchief code is a major plot element

James Bond will say, "I'm rational, rationalussy."

Bond is vegan

It will be directed by a woman

Bond plays League of Legends

Destiny appears on screen

Bond says, “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

Dragons

Dinosaurs

It will be directed by Christopher Nolan

Blue Ghost M1

IM-2

Blue Moon MK1

Griffin Mission 1

Beresheet 2

IM-3

Starship HLS

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