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Compatible with Switch 1 Joy-Cons (even if only Bluetooth)

Backwards compatible with physical Switch 1 games

Backwards compatible with digital Switch 1 games

Crossplay with Switch 1 in any first-party game released within the first 6 months after launch

Multiple launch SKUs

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "Mario" in the name

Name of the console contains the word "Switch"

The name of the console is correctly leaked over two weeks before it is revealed

Launch day system software includes a Mii maker

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "World" in the name

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) that also came out/is coming out for Switch 1

Backwards compatible with physical Switch 1 games, AND allows you to play a better looking or performing version of at least one Switch 1 game with the original Switch 1 cartridge within 6 months of the console launching

Joy-Cons can be used as a mouse

A new pro controller will be released on the same day the console comes out

New SKU not available at launch available within one year after release

More than two themes before 2027

Any launch SKU has a MSRP not ending in "9.99" in the US

Name of the console contains the word "Super"

Name of the console contains the word "New"

Any launch SKU has an OLED screen

Over 180 days between reveal and release (July 15 deadline)

Revealed this week (before September 21st, 11:59:59pm ET)

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "Zelda" in the name

Launch day system software includes an internet browser (general-purpose browser that deliberately allows access to the wider Web, like the 3DS or Wii U browser)

No launch SKU has 12GB RAM

No launch SKU has 256GB storage

Name of at least one launch SKU contains "XL"

The cheapest launch SKU costs ≤$300

Will have some kind of "achievements" or "trophies" system (under any name)

The Joy-Cons have inside-out tracking (via camera or LiDAR)

Has a social media or video-sharing service called Vidmiio (announced or available by launch)

First-party Joy-Cons attach or detach using electromagnets

It exists

It stands for "chat(s, ting, etc.)"

The symbol is supposed to look like the letter C

It will be on the Pro Controller (or equivalent, resolves N/A if no Pro Controller announced before console release)

A feature tied to it will be used in 10+ first party games by 2028

It stands for "cast(ing, s, etc.)"

It stands for "camera(s, etc.)"

It stands for "calibrate(ing, etc.)"

The symbol is supposed to look like a magnet

The symbol is supposed to look like a half moon

Its design will be different on public reveal (read comments)

It has something to do with the new Joy-Con's mouse-like functionality (resolves NO if no mouse-like functionality)

It stands for „cursor“

It stands for the name of an AI program/avatar

it stands for "community"

It stands for „Campus“

On the final product it has no labeling (as in the first-look trailer)

It stands for "connect(s/ing/or/ed, etc.)"

Andrew Tate

J.B. Smoove

Freddie Gibbs

Nick Cannon

Hopsin

Kanye West

Floyd Joy Mayweather Jr.

Pewdiepie

Jay-Z

LeBron James

The 46th President of the United Dawlat of America, Emir Yusuf abu Hunter al-Bidan (peace be upon him)

Cr1TiKaL

Earl Sweatshirt

Michael B Jordan

Lil Nas X

Mark Zuckerberg

Method Man

Idris Elba

Liam Neeson

Ice Spice

Snoop Dogg

Tyler the Creator

Frank Ocean

@strutheo

Curtis Yarvin

50 Cent

Chuck Norris

Johnny Depp

Aella

Taylor Swift

Jon Stewart

Joe Biden

Vladimir Putin

Sam Altman

Larry David

Donald Trump

Eliezer Yudkowsky

Benjamin Netanyahu

Pope Francis

NO

YES

YES

Gorillaz

Devo

The Smiths

John Coltrane

Brian Eno

Björk

Blink 182

Joy Division OR New Order

Iron Maiden

Oasis

Linkin Park

OK Go

Muse

System of a Down

YES

YES

NO

YES

YES