Coinbase, a leading US cryptocurrency exchange valued at over $67 billion, has introduced a new feature to its Coinbase Advanced platform, adding four-hour candles to its price charts. This move has sparked a wave of online mockery and criticism, with users questioning the significance of such a basic feature for a company of Coinbase's stature. The announcement of the four-hour candle, along with plans for weekly and monthly candles, was met with sarcasm and disbelief from the online community. Some users sarcastically praised the feature as 'revolutionary,' while others questioned the decision-making process behind the announcement, suggesting it might be a jest. Coinbase's CEO, Brian Armstrong, is currently focused on lobbying for a stablecoin bill, the GENIUS Act, which recently failed to progress due to concerns over President Donald Trump's crypto ventures, including his recently launched stablecoin. Coinbase's recent inclusion in the S&P 500, marking it as the first crypto company to join this prestigious index, has added to the irony of the situation. Critics online have juxtaposed Coinbase's slow pace in adding features with its new status among top-performing companies, highlighting the perceived disconnect.