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M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶-̶ ̶P̶i̶t̶t̶s̶b̶u̶r̶g̶h̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶e̶l̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶0̶7̶)̶

J̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶b̶a̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶-̶ ̶B̶a̶l̶t̶i̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶v̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶0̶8̶)̶

S̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶M̶c̶D̶e̶r̶m̶o̶t̶t̶ ̶-̶ ̶B̶u̶f̶f̶a̶l̶o̶ ̶B̶i̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶1̶7̶)̶

K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶f̶a̶n̶s̶k̶i̶ ̶-̶ ̶C̶l̶e̶v̶e̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶r̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶M̶c̶C̶a̶r̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶-̶ ̶D̶a̶l̶l̶a̶s̶ ̶C̶o̶w̶b̶o̶y̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶t̶ ̶G̶o̶ ̶1̶/̶1̶3̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶

R̶o̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶S̶a̶l̶e̶h̶ ̶-̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶J̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶0̶/̶7̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶M̶c̶D̶a̶n̶i̶e̶l̶ ̶-̶ ̶M̶i̶a̶m̶i̶ ̶D̶o̶l̶p̶h̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶

̶B̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶D̶a̶b̶o̶l̶l̶ ̶-̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶G̶i̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶1̶1̶/̶1̶0̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶

D̶o̶u̶g̶ ̶P̶e̶d̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶-̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶s̶o̶n̶v̶i̶l̶l̶e̶ ̶J̶a̶g̶u̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶/̶6̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶)̶

A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ ̶P̶i̶e̶r̶c̶e̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶a̶s̶ ̶V̶e̶g̶a̶s̶ ̶R̶a̶i̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶/̶7̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶)̶

B̶̶i̶̶l̶̶l̶̶ B̶̶e̶̶l̶̶i̶̶c̶̶h̶̶i̶̶c̶̶k̶̶ -̶̶ N̶̶e̶̶w̶̶ E̶̶n̶̶g̶̶l̶̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶̶ P̶̶a̶̶t̶̶r̶̶i̶̶o̶̶t̶̶s̶̶ (̶̶2̶̶0̶̶0̶̶0̶̶)̶̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/1̶1̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

P̶e̶t̶e̶ C̶a̶r̶r̶o̶l̶l̶ -̶ S̶e̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ S̶e̶a̶h̶a̶w̶k̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶1̶0̶) -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/1̶0̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ V̶r̶a̶b̶e̶l̶ -̶ T̶e̶n̶n̶e̶s̶s̶e̶e̶ T̶i̶t̶a̶n̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶̶1̶̶8̶̶)̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/9̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)

R̶o̶n̶ R̶i̶v̶e̶r̶a̶ -̶ W̶a̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶t̶o̶n̶ C̶o̶m̶m̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/8̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

B̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶n̶ S̶t̶a̶l̶e̶y̶ -̶ L̶o̶s̶ A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶e̶s̶ C̶h̶a̶r̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶̶12/1̶5̶/2̶̶0̶̶2̶̶3̶̶)̶̶

A̶r̶t̶h̶u̶r̶ S̶m̶i̶t̶h̶ -̶ A̶t̶l̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ F̶a̶l̶c̶o̶n̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/8̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

M̶a̶t̶t̶ ̶E̶b̶e̶r̶f̶l̶u̶s̶ ̶-̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶c̶a̶g̶o̶ ̶B̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶1̶/̶2̶9̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶)̶

D̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶A̶̶̶l̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶-̶̶̶ ̶̶̶N̶̶̶e̶̶̶w̶̶̶ ̶̶̶O̶̶̶r̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶a̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶S̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶t̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶(̶̶̶2̶̶̶0̶̶̶2̶̶̶2̶̶̶)̶̶̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶1̶1̶/̶4̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶

F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ R̶e̶i̶c̶h̶ -̶ C̶a̶r̶o̶l̶i̶n̶a̶ P̶a̶n̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶N̶o̶v̶ 2̶3̶r̶d̶, 2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

Elephant - Loxodonta africana 🥈🥈

Yellow-Lipped Sea Krait - Laticauda colubrina

Red Fox - Vulpes vulpes 🥉

Platypus - Ornithorhynchus anatinus 🥉

Prehistoric Elephant - Palaeoloxodon namadicus 🥉🥉🥈

Sonoran Desert Sidewinder - Crotalus cerastes cercobombus

Ice Worm - mesenchytraeus solifugus

Dog - Canis familiaris

Cat - Felis catus

Tiger - Panthera tigris

Dolphin - Tursiops truncatus

Penguin - Aptenodytes forsteri

Lion - Panthera leo 🥈

Axolotl - Ambystoma mexicanum

Sea Otter - Enhydra lutris

Honey Badger - Mellivora capensis 🥈

Polar Bear - Ursus maritimus 🥈

Wolverine - Gulo gulo

Cape Buffalo - Syncerus caffer caffer

Great White Shark - Carcharodon carcharias

Blue Whale - Balaenoptera musculus

Common Bed Bug - Cimex lectularius

Giant Nematode - Placentonema gigantissima

Pompeii Worm - Alvinella pompejana

Sperm Whale - Physeter macrocephalus

Penis snake - Atretochoana eiselti

Giant Dragonfly - Meganeuropsis permiana

Giant Pacific Octopus - Enteroctopus dofleini

Triceratops - Triceratops horridus

Kiwi - Apteryx australis

Brown Rat - Rattus norvegicus 🥉

House Mouse - Mus musculus domesticus

Red Volcano Sponge - Acarnus Erithacus

Sulfur Cave Molly - Poecilia sulphuraria

Meerkat - Suricata suricatta 🥉

Housefly - Musca domestica 🥉

Feral pigeon - Columba livia urbana

Coyote - Canis latrans

Great black-backed gull - Larus marinus

Leopard seal - Hydrurga leptonyx

Western lowland gorilla - Gorilla gorilla gorilla

Eastern lowland gorilla - Gorilla beringei graueri

Brownthroated three-toed sloth - Bradypus variegatus 🥉

Bornean orangutan - Pongo pygmaeus

❌Defeated: Hippopotamus - Hippopotamus amphibius 🥈🥈🥈 [beat by Brown Rat]

❌Defeated: Giant Panda - Ailuropoda melanoleuca [beat by Polar Bear]

❌Defeated: Orca - Orcinus orca [beat by Housefly]

❌Defeated: Hotwheels sisyphus spider - Hotwheels sisyphus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Saltwater Crocodile - Crocodylus porosus 🥈🥈🥈🥈 [beat by Red Fox]

🚫Ineligible: Water bear - Milnesium tardigradum

❌Defeated: Ping-Pong Tree Sponge - Chondrocladia concrescens 🥉 [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

🚫Ineligible: human [I'm shortening this]

🚫Ineligible: Tardigrade (LFG)

🚫Ineligible: [This animal was edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Wolf - Canis lupus [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

❌Defeated: Cliff Swallow - Petrochelidon pyrrhonota [beat by Elephant]

❌Defeated: Haast's Eagle - Hieraaetus moorei [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

❌Defeated: Flightless Elephant Bird - Aepyornis maximus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Great evening bat - Ia io [beat by Lion]

❌Defeated: Funny valentine spider - Funny valentine [beat by Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian]

❌Defeated: Yi qi dinosaur - Yi qi [beat by Elephant]

❌Defeated: Aha ha wasp - Aha ha [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Colossal Whale - Perucetus colossus [beat by Meerkat]

❌Defeated: Cuban Cockroach - Panchlora nivea [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Panther Chameleon - Furcifer pardalis [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Giant Pterosaur - Quetzalcoatlus northropi [beat by Ping-Pong Tree Sponge]

❌Defeated: Lesser Flamingo - Phoeniconaias minor [beat by Honey Badger]

❌Defeated: Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian - Dermophis donaldtrumpi 🥈[beat by Brownthroated three-toed sloth]

❌Defeated: New World Screwworm - Cochliomyia hominivorax [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Chinese giant salamander - Andrias davidianus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

🚫Ineligible: [edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Australopithecus - Australopithecus afarensis [beat by Platypus]

RFK Jr. gets cabinet position or position in any public health department

Flag desecration prohibition passed

Any vaccines banned for any group of people

J6er pardoned

Sports team invited to the white house

A member of Congress is censured or expelled

Mass Deportations

The democrats take control of the house of representatives

A major insider trading scandal linked to the US executive branch

Trump is impeached

Prohibiting or restricting transgender care for adults

Coup attempt in the United States

Joe Exotic is released from prison

Drone strike in Mexico by US

350 million people or more die, according to expert estimates

China invades Taiwan

US punitive expedition in Mexico

Starlink satellites damaged by US adversary

Significant Rogue AI Incident

AGI achieved

100k humanoid robots manufactured

It ends with JD Vance becoming president

A human walks on the Moon

The Senate eliminates the filibuster

Largest solar flare since Carrington Event

Room temperature superconductor discovered

Nuclear weapon detonation

Elon Musk is arrested for treason

Supreme Court packing

Any part of Greenland becomes de facto US territory (excludes military bases)

US military intervention on Canadian territory

Donald Trump reelected President

22nd amendment repealed or interpreted to only apply to consecutive terms

Eagles three-peat

Tulsi Gabbard is arrested for treason

Angela Rayner

Nigel Farage

Kemi Badenoch

Wes Streeting

Ed Milliband

Andy Burnham

Shabana Mahmood

Yvette Cooper

Other

Lisa Nandy

David Lammy

Al Carns

James Cleverly

Robert Jenrick

Zack Polanski

Ed Davey

Jeremy Hunt

Rishi Sunak

Ben Wallace

Rosena Allin-Khan

Keir Starmer

Penny Mordaunt

Suella Braverman

Rebecca Long-Bailey

Someone Else

Emily Thornberry

Jess Phillips

Clive Lewis

Diane Abbott

John McDonnell

Dan Jarvis

Barry Gardiner

Ian Lavery

Michael Gove

Sajid Javid

Brandon Lewis

Grant Shapps

Tom Tugendhat

Boris Johnson

Theresa May

Andrea Leadsom

Stephen Crabb

Liam Fox

Nadhim Zahawi

Priti Patel

Angela Eagle

Hilary Benn

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Stephen Kinnock

Michelle Donelan

Johnny Mercer

Niko Omilana

Rachel Reeves

The Last Unicorn by Peter Beagle

Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson

The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathan Stroud

The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Stewart

The Rithmatist by Brandon Sanderson

Sabriel by Garth Nix

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster

Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

Holes by Louis Sachar

Animorphs (series) by K. A. Applegate

The Witches by Roald Dahl

Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

Watership Down by Richard Adams

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

Have Spacesuit Will Travel by Robert Heinlein

Magician: Apprentice by Raymond E. Feist

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Airborne by Kenneth Oppel

Call of the Wild by Jack London

The Dark Lord of Derkholm by Diana Wynn Jones

Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy

Eagle of the Ninth by Rosemary Sutcliffe

Mr Midshipman Hornblower by C S Forester

Mythology by Edith Hamilton

A Magical Girl Retires by Park Seolyeon

The Paper Menagerie and Other Stories by Ken Liu

Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl

Eragon by Christopher Paolini

Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynn Jones

Harry Potter and the methods of rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky

Andromeda Strain by Michael Chriton

On Basilisk Station (Honor Harrington #1) by David Weber

The Martian by Andy Weir

The Culture series by Iain M Banks

Scores over 23.5 points in Week 1

Wins a preseason game

Saquon Barkley plays at least 12 games

Jalen Hurts scores more rushing TDs than Josh Allen

Jalen Hurts retires with more rushing yards than Josh Allen retires with

The team moves or is renamed before 2050

Drafts at least one QB in the NFL Draft

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Buffalo Bills (Last Extreme - Worst Team 1986-1987)

Baltimore Ravens (Last Extreme - Super Bowl Winner 2012-2013)

Green Bay Packers (Last Extreme - Super Bowl Winner 2010-2011)

Washington Commanders (Last Extreme - Super Bowl Winner 1991-1992)

Dallas Cowboys (Last Extreme - Super Bowl Winner 1995-1996)

Pittsburgh Steelers (Last Extreme - Super Bowl Winner 2008-2009)

Chicago Bears (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2022-2023)

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Los Angeles Chargers (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2003-2004)

San Francisco 49ers (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2004-2005)

Cincinnati Bengals (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2019-2020)

Jacksonville Jaguars (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2021-2022)

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Cleveland Browns (Last Extreme - Worst Team 2017-2018)

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Columbia

Eagle

Challenger

Space

Lunar

Moon

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Discovery

America

Freedom

Enterprise

Endeavour

Voyager

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